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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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I've probably told this one before but it's my favourite bar story
Me and my friends (a bunch of crusty grebos to a man) decided that for a bit of fun we'd go out to Wolverhampton for the night, but to try something different. We dressed in our best shirts, shined our shoes, applied hairgel and decided to see what life was like in the "trendy" bars we usually eschewed.

Our skills at going undercover as "Kevs" were woeful - we stuck out like sore thumbs to the point the bouncer described my friend Si as "that one with the shirt" in a bar full of men wearing shirts. The only upshot was that the bar we were in was having a Star Wars night and all the staff were dressed up.

I sidled up to the bar hoping to get served by one of the lucious Leias, but instead found myself confronted with a blond-wigged, judo-suited Luke. I ordered four pints, he fetched them for me and told me the price. Quick as a flash (and grinning like an idiot) I waved my hand in a mysterious way and said "It's okay, I've already paid you for them." He said, "You what?" and I repeated it. He said, "Oh, right" and walked away to serve someone else.

I did the Jedi mind trick on Luke Skywalker. I'd just like to repeat that so that my eight year-old self can feel justifiably proud of his latter-day incarnation: I did the Jedi mind trick on Luke Skywalker.

I'd only meant it as a joke
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:07, 13 replies)
That is great!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:11, closed)
....that's a winner right there! *click*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)
Brilliant! *clicks*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:23, closed)
Not sure why
but I feel a strange compulsion to click and go look for some other droids.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:26, closed)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:42, closed)
i want to try that so much
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:59, closed)
You used the Force for personal gain! You have taken your first step to the Dark Side!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:04, closed)
You have genuinely
made me snort sandwich crumbs all over my keyboard!

That is the funniest story in ages.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12, closed)
fuck yeah!
clickidy click
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:13, closed)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, closed)
Mucho clickage...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)
Ha ha, That's wickedy, wickedy wild, wild west!

Eat my click!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:35, closed)

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