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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Clearly this is the ultimate winner here

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, 1 reply)
it works on a number of levels,
over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)
It's like a lift installation engineer.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)
it's like your mum
that time in the multi-storey carpark.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)
I'm desperately trying to hold back the tears of laughter
And I can't think of a decent riposte.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

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