oh god it's Huge!
at least that's what Tsarina Alexdandra was told by her friend about Rasputin's knob.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, 2 replies)

...
how is that a pun?


I'm leaving before I get an answer- in fact you could say I'm "Romanov" this page.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)

because that was the best I could come up with
at 12:18am in the morning after working.

His penis was actually described after his death as being "most likely impotent and one of the smallest penises (the coroner had) ever observed"
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, closed)