Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson
Get back to Baker Street to discover the front door painted bright yellow. 'By Jove, Holmes', exclaimed Watson, 'Whatever is this meaning of this?!'

'It's Lemonentry, my dear Watson' replied Holmes.

Not sure if this strictly counts as a pun, but it's the origin of my user name, so there

Another:
What's the difference between a sly dwarf and syphilis?
One's a cunning runt....
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, 2 replies)

I've heard a different
lengthier and altogether filthier version of that... hehe
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:13, closed)

I always thought
the Lemonentry joke was about Holmes and Watson joining teh gays, lubricated with a tub of Gales' finest curd.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)