Some
torsos walk into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve Boddies.'

Some ghosts walk into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve spirits'.

The noise out of a vacuum cleaner walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve whines in here.'




I'll get me coat.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, 2 replies)

Do you serve manky bits of string then?
Frayed knot.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:12, closed)

"The noise out of a vacuum cleaner walks into a bar...."
I actually chortled. Well done.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:15, closed)