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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Paddington and Winnie the Pooh ...
... are helping the seven dwarves out in their mine.

One morning, they go down to the tool shed and all their tools are missing.

WTF? Says Winnie. I'm sure we left them here last night.

OMG! replies Paddington. I forgot to tell you......

..... today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked.

I'll get my coat.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, Reply)

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