Texting
I once sent a text to my mate Jon. Here it is, plus the reply i recieved.

Get to mine by eight, bring a bottle of vodka, tight arse twat.


His reply.


See you at eight, i have vodka. Jon
(Reservoir Ducks, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:18, 3 replies)

I once texted my mate "how are you?"
and he texted back, "fine thanks".

Oh the hilarity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, closed)

Is your mate a traffic warden?
'Cause, you know, that would be kind of funny.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, closed)

i'm sorry...
that you didn't get it :)
(Reservoir Ducks, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:23, closed)