One more old one
A Native American chief was pleased to find out that three of his wives were pregnant and due to give birth about the same time. He consulted the wise man who said that to make his children strong, they should be born on the skins of powerful animals.

When the day came, the ground was prepared. A buffalo skin was laid out for the first wife, and a wolf skin for the second, but his favourite wife was presented with a valuable item all the way from Africa: the complete skin of a hippo.

After the three children, all boys, were born, they were ceremonially weighed, and the favourite wife's child weighed as much as the others put together, proving that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:10, 2 replies)

Someone.....
........ought to thump you.

*Clicked.
(JuliaTam JuliaTam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:22, closed)

I thought
this was going to be the old "What do you think, Two Dogs Fucking?" joke.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:01, closed)