sigh
Two rolls of black tarmac are sitting in the pub, having a pint and playing crib when the door smashes open and a roll of red tarmac struts in, grabs one of the card players pint and downs it in one, slams the empty pint down before walking up to the landlord and screaming

"give me a fucking pint you cunt"

The tarmac who had his drink stolen is livid and goes to confront the thief when the other stops him and says

"leave it out mate, he's a fucking cyclepath"
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)