Donkey funnies
Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A: A wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?
A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey

Q: What do you call a black really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?
A Cunt
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, 3 replies)

And what does a wonkey donkey live in?
An unstable of course.

Boom Boom
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)

PUNS
These are jokes...ah Sod it

Knock knock...




Who's there?






















The Doorbell repairman
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)

Click
I am in tears.
(twentington, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)