More Tim Vine
I’ve got a sponge front door… hey, don’t knock it.

Black Beauty, he was a dark horse.

I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a bar code the other day, I said ‘Are you two an item?’

I was in the butchers the other day, he said to me ‘I bet you £10.00 you can’t reach those two pieces of meat’. I said, ‘I’m not betting, the steaks are too high’

Thinking about it, you might be better off just YouTubing Tim Vine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, 2 replies)

The steaks are too high...
.. is one of my all-time fave's.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:22, closed)

Ahhh!
The old ones are the best
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)