Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:42, 3 replies)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You win the Spanky Lottery!!!

I wrote this one down on a post it note and stuck it on my monitor yesterday. Wondered how long it would take to crop up.

Nice one!

You actually win fuck all, but I tell you what - I can do you an IOU for one expert blowjob.

I'll make sure I have a wash and shave first etc.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:55, closed)

Hell works for me
A blowjob is a blowjob after all!

I knew it was going to be bindun but I couldn't resist! :)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)

What about the dyslexic athiest?
Stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
(pukearrhea, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 20:28, closed)