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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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NO!!
its did you hear the about the baker with brown hands?

HE kneaded a poo

you can't knead diarrhoea.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, 1 reply)
no
the fact that the baker is suffering from diarrhoea, and hence needs a poo, combined with the fact that he is a baker who kneads things, is what gives the pun it's double meaning. in other words what makes it a pun. the baker simply having brown hands would only be half of the gag. the fact that the consistency of a diarrhoea sufferer's faeces is such that you probably couldn't knead them without it all falling between your fingers is pretty irrelevant really.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, closed)

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