Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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*yawns*
You have spared us the tiresome "no pun" payoff that was just so painfully and laboriously set up.
For that, I thank you.
EDIT: It seems your efforts went in vain, Humpty.
*gnashes teeth*
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, 2 replies)
You have spared us the tiresome "no pun" payoff that was just so painfully and laboriously set up.
For that, I thank you.
EDIT: It seems your efforts went in vain, Humpty.
*gnashes teeth*
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, 2 replies)
I'm actually gonna have to
Leave this QOTW.
Or I'm gonna become a creature of pure anger.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)
Leave this QOTW.
Or I'm gonna become a creature of pure anger.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)
Can I have a lift?
I've just killed someone and could do with leaving pretty sharpish.
I'll pay to get the blood out of your interior, I promise.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, closed)
I've just killed someone and could do with leaving pretty sharpish.
I'll pay to get the blood out of your interior, I promise.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, closed)
I don't have a car...
So I'm slightly worried what you mean by my "interior"...
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, closed)
So I'm slightly worried what you mean by my "interior"...
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, closed)
With that in mind
...were you not also a little concerned about what 'a lift' might entail?
I'm trying to work out a way of putting this entire QOTW on 'ignore'.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)
...were you not also a little concerned about what 'a lift' might entail?
I'm trying to work out a way of putting this entire QOTW on 'ignore'.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)
teeth gnashing
I get so sick of reading stories every week where you can see the punch line coming a mile off. Thought I'd try and raise a faint ironic smile by at least missing the, as you quite rightly put it, painful and laborious punch line by just leaving it lurking. But no, looks like somebody actually did go the whole hog and post that tired old one a mere six minutes after my post.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)
I get so sick of reading stories every week where you can see the punch line coming a mile off. Thought I'd try and raise a faint ironic smile by at least missing the, as you quite rightly put it, painful and laborious punch line by just leaving it lurking. But no, looks like somebody actually did go the whole hog and post that tired old one a mere six minutes after my post.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)
Sweet Jesus...
They Did!! :o OMFG... does noone read the previous answers any more?
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, closed)
They Did!! :o OMFG... does noone read the previous answers any more?
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, closed)
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