Geordie pun no. 3
A Geordie taxi driver was on his nightly rounds, when steam started belching from under his bonnet. He stopped the car, got out to have a look, but was unable to do anything himself. So he called the AA.

"Me car's brokken doon an' ah canny fix it", he said to the operative.

"What's the problem, marra?", asks the helpful AA employee.

"Ah divven't knaa, but there's loads o' steam comin' oot the engine".

"Reet. Soonds like yer owerheat'n'", replied the AA man.

"Owerheat'n? Nah, Ah'm in Waallsend man".


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( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)