That's
excellent, and reminiscent of the Noddy Holder joke:

(To be spoken in a Brummie accent)

Noddy Holder goes into a tailor's and says to one of the assistants,

"I'm re-forming Slade, I want to buy some new stage clothes. I need a pair of flared trousers, a wide collar shirt, platform boots and a mirrored top hat.

"Kipper Tie?" asks the assistant

"Oh thanks" says Noddy "2 sugars please."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, 1 reply)

^ that's
one of my all time favourite jokes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Same as
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)