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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Noddy Holder......goes to a charity shop to get fitted out with a costume for a 70's-themed disco.
The shop assistant has no problem sorting out flares, wing collars and the kind of suit jacket last seen on your R.E. Teacher, but is obviously wondering how to complete the ensemble.
In a flash of inspiration he asks "Would you like a kipper tie?".
Noddy replies "that'd be loovely. Two sugars please.".
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:03, Reply)
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