My mate was in a Middle Eastern prison
for a short spell. To amuse himself, he'd tell jokes and stories and make up puns. Of course he'd have to scribble them down; the guards would reward speech with a rifle butt to the head.

His cellmates contributed a few too, and some of the tales were pure gold. Eventually the guards started copying the prisoners but they were shite; making up some truly godawful abstract puns.

Which just goes to show that you can't get a decent pun without some con-text!




Yeah I know, rubbish. But it's closer to a pun than most of the efforts so far. So nyah!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:04, 1 reply)

And
explains why there are so many godawful entries this month.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)