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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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My mate was in a Middle Eastern prison
for a short spell. To amuse himself, he'd tell jokes and stories and make up puns. Of course he'd have to scribble them down; the guards would reward speech with a rifle butt to the head.

His cellmates contributed a few too, and some of the tales were pure gold. Eventually the guards started copying the prisoners but they were shite; making up some truly godawful abstract puns.

Which just goes to show that you can't get a decent pun without some con-text!

Yeah I know, rubbish. But it's closer to a pun than most of the efforts so far. So nyah!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:04, 1 reply)
explains why there are so many godawful entries this month.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)

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