PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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"NOT" Best ever puns, but relatedTwo Jazz musicians on a train.... First guy says " I meant to say to the ticket clerk "A ticket to Pittsburgh please", and actually said " A Picket to Titsburgh please!"
How embarassing!
The second guy says, "I meant to say to my my wife, 'Please pass the marmalade'.....what I actually said was "You fucking Bitch, you've ruined my life"
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:36, Reply)
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