Two awful puns for the price of one!

A pigmy tribe lived in the high grassed savannah of deepest Africa. The grass is so tall that often they could not be seen even when stood upright. They were called the Elarwii as that is what they constantly proclaimed themselves to be – shouting “We’re the Elarwii” all the time whilst walking around in large aimless circles.

Anyhoo, the tribal leader had a fetish for collecting chairs from all over the world. Armchairs, recliners, high chairs, deck chairs, director’s chairs – you name it he had one. The problem is that he had limited space in the grass hut and so built an extra level on top of his hut and put most of the chairs up there. This worked well until the fateful day that he captured a neighbouring tribes ritual seat of power and put that in the straw attic as well. The structural support of the straw finally gave way flattening the chief in a gory splat. Clearly he should have known better because as we all know…


(Wait for it….)


Men in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones…
(jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, 1 reply)

I've heard of a similar tribe
called the F'karwii.
(lolwhites, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, closed)