Does it involve
a squid, who is a bit old and sick, with a little manky moustache, and a german bloke that washes up ?
( turb0t, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:01, 1 reply)

Basically, yes
The setting is a restaurant
Gervais is the chef
Hans washes up
The squid has been ordered
Gervais cannot bring himself to kill the squid
Hans offers to but finds he cannot either
Punchline
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:43, closed)

I knew it, but I couldn't be arsed to type it
The Guild of Internet Pedantry rides to my rescue! Whoosh!

Next, please type out "Miguel the Fence-Builder"

Punchline: "I fuck ONE sheep!"

I will be checking spelling. Watch those apo'strophe's!
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, closed)