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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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No shit sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson returned one evening from a busy day of crime fighting and felt a bit frisky.
They strip down for a bit of quick buggery when Holmes starts squirting Jiff lemon on his arsehole.
"What's that you're doing Sherlock?"

"It's part to lube and part to mask the smell of shit" replies the great sleuth.

"Oh my!" Says Watson "What a spiffing idea!"

"Lemon entry, my dear watson, lemon entry"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:07, 3 replies)
oh god
kill me now
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:42, closed)
(that was a positive review by the way)

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:42, closed)
You can always tell a good pun...
by whether it makes you want to rip out your own trachea and beat yourself around the head with it for daring to laugh.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:09, closed)

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