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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Me! Me again!
World War One: A Brigadier is visiting the Front Line to inspect the brave young nervous soldiers and boost morale.

He pauses in front of one very young, very nervous lad.

"Tell me, soldier," he barks,"did you come here to die?"

"No" replies our man "I came here yes-ter-die"

ba-bum-CHING!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:05, 1 reply)
This...
...is one of my favourite jokes ever! But I tell it with an Australian accent
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, closed)

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