I was chatting to my mate about our upcoming holiday
Me: "Why don't we buy a tent to, you know... "

Him: "To camp?"

[BUTCH, MANLY VOICE]

Me: "OK FUCKNUTS, SCREW THE TENT IDEA. LET'S GET ONE OF THOSE MOTORHOMES INSTEAD"

Him: "Camper?"

[Soft, mincing voice]

Me: "Ooooooohhhhh, make your mind up sweetie!"
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:42, 2 replies)

Tommy Cooper/Tim Vine wrote the original
The internet disagrees, and I can't be arsed to find out for myself.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:15, closed)

Tim Vine
/saddo
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)