Daily Star
Read through the week there that a fella drowned at some Spanish resort due to being dragged to the floor of a swimming pool due to the force of the air flow towards a vent.

Headline read : BOY SUCKED TO DEATH ON HOLIDAY.

Verminous cunts.
(Moondawg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:28, 3 replies)

Are Spanish Pools...
filled with air then????
( Vambo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, closed)

I'd call shenanigans
or Myth Busters on this one.
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:52, closed)

I read that he had ...
a 15 cm bruise on his lower stomach.

Drowning after sticking one's willy in a high suction pool pump must be the world's funniest obituary.

No doubt his mortified mother will make a 'brave pledge' to 'raise awareness' for others.

I think I'll nominate him belately (arf!) for the Darwin Award QOTW.
(Que?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:53, closed)