Am I the only one
Who is actually tempted to start reading the essay answers from previous QOTWs to avoid this one?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:49, 4 replies)

Way ahead of you.
Getting massivly sentimental reading some gems from "The nicest thing someone's ever done for me". Chuckling like an immature loon at "* PFFT *". Shuddering in horror at "The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade".

Good times.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, closed)

you are not
I usually try to avoid such statements, but this is the worst fucking qotw idea ever. So much time I would have spent reading it will be left unwasted!
(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:00, closed)

possibly
QOTD might have been sufficient. As it is, there's more repeats than a year's scheduling on Dave.

Hairy lip squid? Check.
No pun in ten did? Check.
Why the long face / big paws? Check.

Please, people, if you're going to post; at least read the existing entries. This isn't like a normal QOTW, where we can at least assume everyone's tale is unique*.

* urbanmyths excepted.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:56, closed)

Yes
Im still finishing off last weeks. Page 12 I think.
(kitescreech still here, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:48, closed)