My crowning glory
I work in 'media intelligence'. It means I get paid to watch the news and write reports on it. This gives me the chance to be a smart arse on the puns if I get the chance.

Like the time a story was doing the rounds about the new Dublin Roman Catholic bishop who wanted to declassify a bundle of files about preists bumming boys and such. The previous bishop then tried to put a stop to their release, leading to my headline of..

CHURCH SPLIT OVER PAEDO'FILES'.

Sometimes I love this job.
(The_Greyhound wrote www.luckymcdanger.blog.co.uk on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:15, 1 reply)

You weren't really trying ...
I think you wanted to comment on the disagreement between prelates, rather than one man's campaign, so surely you should have gone with, "GAY SEX SPLITS BISHOPS".

Much the same sense, but somehow more pithy.
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:50, closed)