This QOTW is like the movie Alive
Its cold.

Its painful.

Its harsh.

It makes people delerious.

And I'm thinking of asking Pooflake if he'll let me eat him (just for half an hour or so).

(Even thinking of changing my name to Pedro).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, 4 replies)

Chomp away...!

Who needs dieting when you have a mate who is prepared to lop great big wadges of flab from my wide behind and chow it down before my very eyes?

Oh hang on, that's not what you meant was it?

Either way, it's fine with me. I'm not used to people swallowing you know :)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, closed)

Somehow
I managed to read that as
"Even thinking of changing my name to Paedo"
( turb0t, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, closed)

Thats my middlename already...
my mum was so proud when I got my first conviction.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, closed)

So...
...your full name is Spanky Paedo Hanky?

I'm sure that my uncle used to keep one of those in his pocket for our "secret games".
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:31, closed)