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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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*Digs up old story*...

Actually, 'Pooflake' is my cat's name. One of the reasons I named him was to cause additional embarrassment* to the long-suffering present Mrs PF...so she would have to shout 'Pooflake' out of the kitchen door every night.

Oh, How I laughed.

*As if it wasn't bad enough just being married to me...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, 1 reply)
I'm trying for a baby now with the Mrs.
Apparently I have been banned from naming any future child.

I still think Formica is a lovely name for a girl though...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:44, closed)
Hehe...
I have 2 sons, and TPMPF allowed me to name the first. I suggested 'Jack' and she agreed!

I forgot to mention that I named him after the Scrumpy that I was leathered on when he was conceived...

But as for animals, there are no limits.

So far my names for animals have included:

'Pope John Paul II' (Upgraded to Jesus Christ after he survived a potentially fatal accident - there's a post about that somewhere)
'Alan' (after Shearer - long story)
'The Intense Humming Of Evil' (longer story)
'Flash...AAAHHH! - King of the impossible'
'Plebian'
& 'Gertbucket squat-thrust'

TPMPF has since felt the need to resolve me of anything that requires creative thinking or responsibility.

Quite right too. I think it's for the good of mankind that I am never.allowed.to.do.anything.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, closed)
When I was a kid I had two tortoises
I named one Argos and the other Index.

I had some goldfish too; named Radiator, Lightbulb, Sink, Carpet, and Tyson (after Mike): Tyson was a big black fucker... The fish, that is... and the man, I suppose.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, closed)
Please please please
Explain "The Intense Humming of Evil".
Long as it may be, it can't be worse than most of this QoTW.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:53, closed)

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