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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Something fishy
A man is out fishing in the sea, he gets a bite and reels in a fine looking salmon. No sooner has he pulled the hook from its mouth when the fish pipes up "Don't eat me, please don't eat me!"
The bloke is astounded ("fuck me a talking fish!") get's over himself and says
"Give me one good reason why I should throw you back?"
"Have a heart sir, my names Rusty, I am barely mature, my whole life is ahead of me, if you throw me back, I promise, if you catch me again you can keep me"

The bloke has clearly been sitting in the sun too long, not realising the money making potential to be made from a talking fish and agrees to throw him back.

Time goes along a little while and a couple of years later the fisherman is in the same neck of the woods and is astounded to pull in the same fish from the water.
"Alright Rusty! How are you doing mate? What you been up to?"
"Not too bad, been about a bit, swam here, swam there, been around the Titanic, wrote a book of poetry..."
"A book?! Get away, what did you call it"
"The Titanic Verses by Salmon Rusty"

So the guy picks up the fish and bangs his head on the side of the boat for coming out with such a crap joke, the end
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:49, 3 replies)
I like this...
I really think I need to go to a mental hospital immediately, but I like this.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, closed)
An original joke. And a bloody good one too.

clicky for you
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, closed)
But must confess to no originality and extreme age of this joke (Googles Satantic verses) OMG 11 years old....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

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