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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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This one's mine...and I'm proud of it damnit.
I was asked to go to T.G.I. Friday's for dinner last week, but I refused on principle. My friend looked at me funny, and I explained to them that I could not go to somewhere called "Thank God It's Friday" and eat one of their burgers.

I believe in the separation of church and steak.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, 5 replies)
hey
wasnt someones horse named Friday?

maybe it was a chinese burger?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21, closed)
No
But there was A Man Called Horse and a man named Friday?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:15, closed)
Groan
...and click.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:22, closed)
Groan...
...but no click.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:39, closed)
have a click
at least it's original

Or at least I've not heard it before
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:40, closed)

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