Oh I've got one
Does anyone remember a good few years back when Gianni Versace got shot?

The Daily Sport ran a headline of "Shoots You Sir!" whereas all the other papers ran headlines like "Leading Fashion Designer Gunned Down at Home" because they were actually places where journalists work to try and report news stories rather than a thinly veiled attempt to disguise a soft porn magazine as a respectable daily newspaper for retarded builders who are too chickenshit to simply stump up the money for a copy of razzle and don't understand that you can get all the free grot you want off the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:46, 10 replies)

And this late entry for teh win...
...clicks
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:47, closed)

Don't be stupid Al.
They know about the internet.
It's full of peeedos.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:47, closed)

My local swimming pool...
...is full of speedos.

/coat
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, closed)

Mine's full
Of old plasters and urine.
*shudders*
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, closed)

Mines full of spunk and cheerleaders.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, closed)

Mine's full...
...of Lubbocks.

Yours

Michael Barrymore.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:11, closed)

Well said...
though porn? on the internet? I must investigate this revelation further...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, closed)

Investigate
Ruminate
Masturbate


Generally in that order.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, closed)

Aha! Outed!
You are Loyd Grossman and I claim my £5.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, closed)

..and...
... breathe!
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:16, closed)