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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I've just had an excellent cup of Earl Grey
It was tea-riffic. An absolutly mugnificant cuppa.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, 6 replies)
Fucking genius!
Fucking GEE-NEEE-UUUSSSS!!!

*ahem*

I like this one...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:43, closed)
Now Sapnky,
You seem to be getting a wee bit manic again. Am I going to have to get the nurse?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:49, closed)
errr....................
....................a sexy nurse???
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:53, closed)
Yes.
He's called Geoff. And he's fresh out of lube.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:25, closed)
Hmmmm....
just as long as he's sexy... I imagine after a few minutes I could use my tears as lube...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:51, closed)
I had a cup a soup
It was soup-er
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:59, closed)

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