Tufnell Park tube station
7:30 am this morning. No fucker there.

Got on the tube. Had a whole carriage to myself.

Got off at Euston. There could've been tumbleweeds blowing across the platform, it was that deserted.

I enquired politely of the guard: "Quiet today - what the fucks going on?"

He replies: "Shhhhh! It's underground..."

(Fuck me, this is terrible... I haven't felt this dirty since the night I picked up Tina 'Manchild' Jones... Oh, and the tube was fucking packed as always this morning. Some cunt was jiggling with my testicles with his briefcase, as fucking always)...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, 1 reply)

What happened with
tina manchild jones?
(Grrrrr Tigers, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:19, closed)