A bloke once
tried to put his 8==> in my (_!_)

He said he thought it was my {|} but I think he was lying.

He should've been ashamed of himself. Especially since all he had to do was ask nicely.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, 17 replies)

You too?
Jeez, they never give up do they.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, closed)

*Asks nicely*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, closed)

and pay.
Ask nicely and pay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, closed)

Have you change from a quid?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)

Why,
do you need 20p to call your bank manager mum for a loan?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:44, closed)

Credit crunch
bum love.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, closed)

I don't think I want to hear about
the crediting of your crunchy bum love
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, closed)

I shall go into detail
anon.
Hey nonny nonny.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, closed)

Trouble is
when you ask nicely, they politely refuse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, closed)

meh
Don't remind me :(
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, closed)

Surely it was his:
8==D

Or did he have a particularly pointy bellend?
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)

I prefer the angular bracket approach
as although it is far too pointy, it is at least more to scale. Using a D makes it look like his cock is some kind of over-emphasised smiley emoticon.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:42, closed)

*crosses legs to hide throbbing over-emphasised smiley emoticon*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32, closed)

He Should be ashamed..
for
a) making up such a lame excuse .. or
b) being *so* stupid that be can't tell the difference.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, closed)

But sometimes
when it is all slippy down there and things are getting energetic, it can kind of just pop out and slide south, accidentally leading to bonus tunnel action.

I always apologise profusely, and the other half punches me in the nuts.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, closed)

Bonus tunnel action.
Funny!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:45, closed)

must say


nothing better than lashing it between the (.)(.) of a hot soapy day . . .
(The Cats Twat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:56, closed)