What's your favourite term for one?
Mine's "Spam Javelin".
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:47, 22 replies)

luncheon meat truncheon
would have to be mine
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, closed)

Really?
Don't you find it a bit long?
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:00, closed)

just the right length
actually
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, closed)

I'm so glad
That you ran with that one.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:04, closed)

'thats what she said'
actually.. that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. i take my leave.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, closed)

Sadly it's not at all what she said.
"Get off my lawn and put down those binoculars before I call the police, you filthy pervert" is closer to the truth.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

Bit of a mouthful
Isn't it?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:11, closed)

guffaw!
etc
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

Kelvin Ramsdale

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:01, closed)

that was mine too..
.. when I was 13.

I like to refer to mine as "My winkie" ... Though "cutesy" and childish, said in the right way and at the right time, it can be the most crotch.wettingly kinky name ever.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, closed)

Unit ftw
or heat-seeking womb weasel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:16, closed)

Pork Sword
Probably fairly common, that one.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:20, closed)

The Ol' Babies Arm

( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)

My missus calls it
"is that it?"
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:19, closed)

Beef bayonet
Ham Howitzer
Beaver Cleaver
Lamb Cannon
Pork Sword
Throbbing Gristle
and many more.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:35, closed)

Spurt Reynolds
The temptation to draw a little moustache on it is often almost too much to bear.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:41, closed)

I like to call mine
The Brain

As it does all my thinking for me.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:09, closed)

Purple headed womb ferret

(Harold's hip man!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:05, closed)

jizzlauncher
pleasurepole
(teebie jeebie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, closed)

That's the way
ignore the question and make up your own.

Have a click for your impertinence.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, closed)

Flesh torpedo
The term provides me with occasional bouts of the giggles.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:53, closed)