I let mine sign up for a b3ta account
so it could go on /talk

I'm ashamed because it came across as smarter, more eloquent and less puerile than most of the users on there.

It did however do well at jumping on a bandwagon and doggedly hanging on, despite the original not being in the least bit amusing. It got to the point where it was cruelly flogging the horses pulling this bandwagon until they were near flayed to nothingness, bloody carcasses slowly dragging the bandwagon along and smearing the visceral trail they left behind.....

edit: this post is in no way associated with, or endorsed by, Kaol
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, 19 replies)

UPSET
ONLINE
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, closed)

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(__, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, closed)

Isn't slagging off other parts of the same website also jumping on a bandwagon that's gone well past it's time to be put down?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:47, closed)

I read this as 'I couldn't think of a lie to tell about sex'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:47, closed)

WAaaaAAAaAAaAaaAaaaAAAhHHHHHhhhHhHHhh

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)

Oh fucking hell.
For the record, I'm in no way associated with the original poster, and the views expressed are not my own.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)

Good, although it's easily spotted
you don't come across as so smug when you post
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

QUICK LARDY, TO THE WOBBLECOPTER.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)

fuck
why are 'i like this' and 'reply' switched on tbotw?

calm down, sally.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, closed)

Why can't we be friends?
*sigh*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!

( Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:53, closed)

aaah, now the splendid outburst
of accusations of being upset, wobbling, being fat and so on.

delightful.

in answer to your replies:
upset = no
interesting = no
lies about sex = I'm pretty good at lying so I'm sure I could come up with some
fat = no
and most importantly, @Theoban: I was kind of trying to make that point, also raising a flag about the hypocrisy of some (that's some) /talkers.

I don't care either way whether stories are lies or not, but the repeated denouncement of any story about sex is a pathetic lie is just tedious to read. and I don't think it's true. and if it is?

ZOMG, Someone has lied on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

It's surprising how interested /talk is of this QOTW topic. I've seen at least 4 links on the /talk board so far.

And they pretend they hate QOTW but I know they love it really...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:13, closed)

Calm down dear!
It's only the internet.

What is everyone having for dinner?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)

Curry!
And beer!

It's curry night at Wetherspoons' this evening, so my friend and I will be continuing our tradition of spending a Thursday evening eating curry and then tottering round some poor, unsuspecting area of London in the hope of finding some good pints of ale.

Hopefully our penises will not get involved. Especially not with the curry.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:07, closed)

Curry & Beer
The, erm breakfast of champions.

It's Thursday, so it'll either be t'chippy (lolfatty) or it'll be something chickeny.

But I'd love beer...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)

Surely
you're getting a bit of something chickeny every night?

/awaits spang
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:30, closed)

Oh yes.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, closed)

some body call a

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:53, closed)