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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Here's one I flicked off in the Carribean recently...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back!

(With thanks to Powervator and The Pythons for the inspiration)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, 18 replies)
I feel unworthy just for having read that. A well deserved click!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, closed)
Hooray for the punani.
Made me giggle.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)
Wonderfully done!
For shame if this isn't on the best of page
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, closed)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)
I think we have a winner
And it's not even about a penis! Marvellous work.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)
*furious clickage*

*polite applause*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)
*clit* I mean *click*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:12, closed)
Well done
Have a well earned click for your prose!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)
Right up there alongside the original!

Three clicks.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, closed)
Oh that is wonderful!

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, closed)
I shall, with your permission sing this when drunk!
Lovely, just lovely...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:15, closed)
When drunk, when sober - ALL THE CHUFFING TIME!!!
See what I did there?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:18, closed)
I'm so glad you all like it!!!

BTW - Is it considered bad form to giggle uncontrollably at your own lyrics when you are reading them for the 30th time?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, closed)
Not at all
Giggle away!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)
One of the few great ones this week that have not been deeply wince-inducing.

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, closed)
Simply Wonderful
and so very true, trust me...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:12, closed)
mimsy whimsy
very nicely played.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)
Oh I say!
This is a most wonderous work, and should be repeated many times.

Jolly Well Done...
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, closed)

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