Relief
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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This ^^^^ is EXACTLY this kind of non-contributing snide snarky trolling that is killing this self-help forum.
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BAN CLAMOROUS FADGER LOL DID WE MENTION HIS WIFE IS QUITE FAT YET?
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I HATE ONEROUS VADGER COS HE'S A CUNTY MEAN TROLL BASTARD WHO CALLS PEOPLE NAMES AND HIS WIFE IS FAT
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I HATE DR. SHAMBOLIC COS HES RELLY MEAN TO AUTISTIC SPACKERS ON QOTW
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You've got to be cruel to be kind.
You've also got to be cruel to be cruel.
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You've also got to be cruel to be cruel.
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I'm actually a bit worried now, he went to the effort of finding a picture of me that nobody knew existed for five years.
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it's a bit weird if someone starts posting pictures of you on the internet.
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Post number 100 here.
HP appears to have turned into Albert Marshmallow. He's that indifferent to BD, he's going to post a picture of him with a fat lass.
( , Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:12, closed)
HP appears to have turned into Albert Marshmallow. He's that indifferent to BD, he's going to post a picture of him with a fat lass.
( , Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:12, closed)
He went to the trouble of shopping that enough that it isn't immediately obvious that it's shopped.
I think he might fancy me.
( , Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:33, closed)
I think he might fancy me.
( , Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:33, closed)
I think you might need a stronger prescription on those specs, BD. For one thing, it couldn't be more obviously 'shopped - and for another, you have somehow managed to assess your dribbly, gurning visage and conclude that it is in some bizarre respect fanciable. Honestly - were I to shift to the other side of the bed - I wouldn't go for a drooling cakefiend who looked like the outcome of Worzel Gummidge and Widow Twankey climbing in to that machine from "The Fly".
( , Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:32, closed)
I wouldn't dare get upset with you, BD - not with your documented track record of abandoning reasonable discourse in favour of head-butting people who offend you. I would imagine, given the massive counterweight of your absurdly gargantuan chin, that your head-butts are a thing of legend.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:54, closed)
Much as I'd love to, I couldn't be BD's life partner - I just can't sign off on getting fucked by some sleazy weirdo at a shit internet party whilst BD is in the next room, obliviously eating cake.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:47, closed)
At least he's not kept his miserable obsession going all the way to Christmas.
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I just used my normal one mate - keyboards tend to last longer when you use your fingers to type, rather than a stick attached to your forehead. Your typing style is more deadly to keyboards, due partly to the lack of tactile finesse, and partly to the copious quantities of drool - which will inevitably dribble between the keys and short out the membranes. Try using a bib.
Happy Christmas!
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:08, closed)
I think you just like talking about drool.
I expect that when you're not on here you're paying fat men to dribble on your face while you wank yourself off.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)
I expect that when you're not on here you're paying fat men to dribble on your face while you wank yourself off.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)
Our expectations are a product of our experiences.
I wouldn't fancy yours.
EDIT: also, I don't need to pay for the attention of dribbly fat blokes. Shambo gives it up for free.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:38, closed)
I wouldn't fancy yours.
EDIT: also, I don't need to pay for the attention of dribbly fat blokes. Shambo gives it up for free.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:38, closed)
Hey, it ain't me sounding the ignore horn, pretending it was all some sort of long-term plan, then continuing to post regardless. His LOLIGNORE not withstanding, I daresay he'll be back in this thread before long.
Bit stalky, if you ask me.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:51, closed)
I think you've just given away the fact that you're the one who has actually ignored him, here.
There's a post of his directly under this one.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:13, closed)
There's a post of his directly under this one.
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A thousand words of misery on Christmas eve. Definitely not upset.
Def.In.Itely.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)
Def.In.Itely.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)
I like the way the less he's bothered by something
the longer and more bitter his posts become.
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the longer and more bitter his posts become.
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I like how I just called him boring and he flipped out and started internet stalking me.
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