I was relieved when I finally caught 'em all, so that I could retire my Poké-snatch.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01, 19 replies)

wat

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

haha, you should post this on /board
make it bigger if you can.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:11, closed)

Yes, do this, they'll proper lol.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:14, closed)

Do you think they'd prefer the first image, or this one? They can be a right fussy bunch and I want to make a good impression.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:28, closed)

I like your headboard....
Wait.

Is that why you didn't want the light on.

OH! I think I may have had a crazy drunken shag with Tracey Emin.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:41, closed)

Wouldn't.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:23, closed)

Seems like
none of them were up for a double header.
Congratulations anyway.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:59, closed)

Can't be my missus then!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 3:16, closed)

the fuck is that?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:20, closed)

it's a woman sitting on what may or may not be her bed
in a room with pictures of men close up stuck to the wall. beneath the pictures are what look like used condoms, of varying sizes probably an indication to the penis size of the man in the photograph above. by the looks of the plug sockets, it's not in britain.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:18, closed)

What exactly is a 'poker snatch'?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:44, closed)

i'm not entirely sure, i thought it might be something to do with lady gaga
but it could be a pokemon thing.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:22, closed)

I'm the Misty of so many men's hearts.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:29, closed)

Clever pun involving Ash and Brock.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:14, closed)

Play Misty for me?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:08, closed)

I've finished collecting Poké-penises, game over.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 6:33, closed)

Lol

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)

You said "Snatch". Lol.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:05, closed)

I'd like to see who you've captured to your Pokésex, that half a handjob you got from your cousin's friend doesn't count.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 6:30, closed)