Why?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 16:41, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

How come you bake cookies but you cook bacon?

(FrenchBoast, Fri 24 May 2024, 21:45, 1 reply, 7 months ago)

If You Travel Back In Time To See One Event What Would It Be?
Think about it.

You discovered a time machine in a abandoned warehouse

You start to wonder where you would like to go?

You've decided you would like to see a historical moment in time in action.

But what important part of history would you like do go to.
(FrenchBoast, Fri 24 May 2024, 21:42, Reply)

Weird dreams
Tell us about the strangest journeys your mind has taken you on while asleep.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 9:32, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

Have you ever, ever felt like this? Have strange things happened, are you going round the twist?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Feb 2024, 17:21, 4 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

Please provide a "Question of the Week" suggestion.
Certainly! Here's a "Question of the Week" suggestion for B3ta.com:

"What's the most bizarre or unexpected way you've ever used a common household item? Share your tales of creative ingenuity and everyday objects turned into tools of brilliance."

This question encourages users to think outside the box and share amusing or fascinating stories about their resourcefulness in using everyday items in unconventional ways. It should generate a variety of interesting and entertaining responses that align with B3ta.com's criteria for a great question of the week.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 22:05, Reply)

Challenge:
write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:08, Reply)

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:51, 3 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

What is beyond the unknown?

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 21:59, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

If you had £35,000 to spend on photos what would you ask for?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 22:03, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Colour in the Lizard



It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 8:24, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

What's the dullest anecdote in your repertoire?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 May 2023, 11:20, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

What name would you give to the small key-like object supplied with some brands of smartphone to open the sim card slot?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Are you a sardine?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 May 2023, 14:47, Reply)

FUNNY. NAME. CORNER.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Apr 2023, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Hebtroco has paid for a front page advertisement for shorts, despite this being something they don't even sell, according to their website.
When was the last time you wasted a bunch of money on the internet?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 22 Mar 2023, 19:38, 7 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

When I say arseboon, you say dilbaro.
arseboon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 16 Mar 2023, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Has anyone said arseboon dilbaro yet?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Mar 2023, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Richard Whitely's penis

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 16 Feb 2023, 10:41, 4 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

carol vorderman's arse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Feb 2023, 15:33, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Random reviews on shit revisiting
Just updated youtube there is a 5 star review from a random on their Apple review page about Kevins removal services. Hoping it was someone on here that did it. I tried to add my own.

How much of a shit to mega companies give to their reviews as long as they have the words their algorithm looks for???

Let’s spread some 2022 chaos for old times sake.
(Porphyria99, Mon 26 Dec 2022, 12:59, 6 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What's the most blatant attention-seeking lie you ever told?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 9:16, Reply)

the current question has been open over 4 years

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:41, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

I like this!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:22, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:41, Reply)

has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:19, Reply)

this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Nov 2022, 11:11, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

JERRY SADOWITZ LIVE GIG AT THE APOLLO -
After getting kicked out of the Fringe for making the mistake of thinking it was a forum for jokes, legendary comic Sadowitz is playing the Apollo in London on Nov 15th.

Have you ever been kicked out of a forum for jokes for making the mistake of thinking it was a forum for jokes? Crack open photoshop and show us!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:13, Reply)

Who invented the skip?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Nov 2022, 13:38, Reply)