When was the last time you searched up your arse, and how big was the breakage?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

what's the biggest thing you've put up your arse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 8:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Middle class
My boyfriend and I have recently started getting an organic veg box. When did you know you were middle class?
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Endurance
Have you been stuck in wolf-infested Arctic forests with only a pen knife and a packet of polo mints? Alternatively, have you had to have a cold shower when there was a power cut, or travelled cross-country by National Express?

Tell us about your feats of survival in grim conditions, and how you made it through alive.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

search is broken

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 7:59, Reply)

Charity
Movember, Poppy appeal, Children in Need, starving Ethiopians, pious bastards who insist you live more healthily and require oodles of cash to do so.

Who have you raised money for, what did you do, how did you fail to even run a mile ensuring they received nothing, how many Chuggers actively avoid you because they know what's coming and what did you do with the money you stole from the collection box?

Tell all.
( Muns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

'A Vote for AB is a vote for a Bat Signal i every town'
the Police Commissioner's elections are coming up.

What's YOUR pitch for office?
Alternatively, have YOU ever held office?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Where were you when [insert famous person] died
& what were you doing?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Deconstruction
I've just taken down a pergola with a metre deep Russian Vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own. What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? (Answers containing the words "your mum" will be sniggered at unmercifully.)
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Spiders.
(^(^;;^)^)
Spiders are AWESOME, aren't they? Tell us your favourite spider stories.
NO SPIDER HATERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 3 Nov 2012, 2:12, Reply)

A little bit of sick came up
I once (well, in the last week or so) went into the work bog for my own arse-warning-of-doom emergency Pre-emptive bowel emptying, but because of the gungy head cold I had, was invoulantarily required to partake of a sneeze. At that point I was unable to stop my medulla oblongata commanding my chest to inhale a lungful of septic arse gas from the previous cubicle user as the precursor to a sneeze . The presence of the Bisto Bromine in my lungs and taste at the back of my nose confused my brain so I simultaneously tried to vom and sneeze at the same time. I caught the vom and clenched the bum but it was a close thing for a 3-way disaster in under a second . What made you do 'a little vom' in the past?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 1:47, Reply)

Suggestions you've ignored.
Ironically, this is a suggestion that you shouldn't take up, it'd be really dull.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Sarcastic comments
Be as sarcastic as you possibly can, thereby making YOU look COOL and THEM look SHIT.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hardmanning.
What's the most impressive feat of Being A Hard Man(or woman) you've ever seen?
Alternatively, what's the shittest?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Someone on the bus the other day mentioned their erection.
"It was that hard that it was curling up on the end."

What's the biggest, hardest stiff-on you've ever had?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

On my doorstep
What's interesting within walking distance of your house? Anything weird happened right outside your door?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

what's the biggest thing you've ever put up your arse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Dressing Up.
Have you spent 10,000 man hours recreating a costume of a minor character from Star Trek to wear at conventions or merely turned up at a party buck-naked and sporting a mouthful of custard which you spit out on demand and declare yourself to be a zit? How have you dressed up?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Isn't it ironic?
When has life bitten you on the arse in a strangely apt fashion? My story involves a very large mountain in France and a road bike.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 2:09, Reply)

Built up by hype only to face total disappointment.
My ex's boss - a consultant hepatologist at the Birmingham Children's hospital - was asked to attend a charity function where the department would be presented with a comedy-sized cheque by Michael Elphick, AKA 80s TV's Boon, and they wanted her to accept it, for which she was frankly frothing at the gash with anticipation. Imagine her disappointment when Elphick had to cancel and instead she was pictured in the Birmingham Evening Post looking faux-pleased to have Danny La Rue smooching her cheek. What was your lifelong major disappointment?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 19:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How is it that Aussies can be such funny bastards
yet the whinging Poms can't seem to handle getting the piss taken out of them?

Are you guys kinda jealous that you did some forced "emigration" to some-where that wasn't cold, dingy and overcrowded?

Why do Pommies whinge so much? Particularly when it come to getting the piss taken?

*NB: For the ignorant trolls - this question is aimed more at the Aussies than the outraged Poms*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why is rob such a kid fingering cunt?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Creepy
What has spooked you out?
(McChinaman banned, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 3:42, Reply)

Getting other people in trouble.
Tell us about the times someone else has properly got in the shit because of you, for example copying a joke from a disgusting website you own and have been told to get rid of countless times and getting sent to jail for it, while you got away scot free.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Childhood toys
What was your favourite? At what point in life did you find out your parents had it burned, scarring your mind for life
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 22:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

reasons not to go to off topic, cos it's shit etc

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

What's the biggest arse you've ever seen someone put something up?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You lucky, lucky git.
When did you last have stupendously good luck?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

what's the biggest thing you've put up someone else's arse

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Dreams you left behind,
what did you want to be as a youngun? What did you dream of doing after you left school or Uni? What happened? Were you too fucking stupid to pass your exams? Did your dad disapprove of your stripping? or did you let a local chav impregnate you, rendering your A-level in media studies obsolete?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)