Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Your big "secret".Must be very personal and b3ta will be the therapeutic online session a la Dr Phil.
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Which celebrity would you most like to see dead and how would you like to see them die?If it's been done - Letharge by name, you know the rest.
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This is being my first ever post here yes? but here It is to goes........If you were so blessed as to be visited by Rob , just for a day, how would you entertain this legend of a man.
I prepare myself for several posts including the words "cups of tea".
Myself, I would probably ensure that i kept him somewhere very very safe...........
Also, if you all vote for the "What is your most hated/loved festival moment", you can hear my cock and flange stories, from glastonbury.
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Worst fights? and Falling down....We have all experienced some form of conflict, wich is the one that you most remember?
And we have all fallen pretty hard.. ie. I once tripped and fell in front of a class of 40 girls, landing flat on my face and trying not to look like a fool, i got up and walked off only to be cringing in pain around the corner.
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Communicating with the nativesEver tried to speak the lingo in a foreign country but ended up causing great offence by saying the wrong thing?
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Biffins Bridge, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:09,
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...The strangest thing you've found on the floor (inspired by the guy that found camera with spooky pics in issue 149)
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What is the weirdest thing......that you have ever taken a photograph of?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 13:19,
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"that could only have happened to you" storiesor just to piss people off
"you should have been there" stories
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whats the best thing you've ever made out of lego?i once made a working record player, god knows how
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What is the....Most scared you've ever been?
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What happened to the unluckiest person you know?
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If you were given a pair of steel toe capped boots and told that every wrongly imprisoned person in the world would be freed if you kick a horse to death in under 20 minutes, would you do it?
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why do people bother posting crap cause theyre just bored?... fuck, im bored
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What would you have on your gravestone?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 23:57,
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Fuck a fresher...Weell, it's almost time to go back to uni, and old gits such as myself (final year students) will be taking advantage of the freshers who know no better. Sadly, I'll be refraining as I realise it's probably close to an illegal age gap.
What's everyone else's most horrifying fresher week experience?/Evil fresher week plot?
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comically twisted sayings...My mum had a great one.. "like a kick in the teeth with a wet kipper"
Yes mother, I'm sure it was... Now take the pink pills
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worst experience on the toiletim sure theres some interesting responses to this one.... .
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Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 31 Aug 2004, 14:21,
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Oh n finally, what political partywould you create n what would it stand for
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What do you do?I'm a trolley wally. Yes, I'm one of those sad sods that spend their lives pushing trolleys around in supermarket car parks, being liberally abused by the local populace. What low down, miserable, depressing jobs have you worked?
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 29 Aug 2004, 23:17,
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Video Gaming ExcessesEver play Tomb Raider until your eyes bled and your fingers water?
What's the worst thing you've ever done to avoid real life and get back to gaming?
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 16:54,
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funniest chav experience...mine was when me and about 10 mates were coming home from the film works in greenwich, when we were accosted by some little twunt who was about 4, asking who said something about him. bear in mind that we were all 13/14 (somewhat older than bitesize), and 2 of my pals were big tall scary buggers, who fight for fun (no lie). he then told us (after questioning us all in turn), that if we were to ever say anything about him, he would stab us up with *produced ice-pole from pocket* his ice-pole.
oh how we laughed...
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Sleep Walking!I had a rather embarresing incident recently in a Mexican Youth Hostel involving sleep walking, scaring two american girls to death and finding out they probably saved my life! Im sure im not the only one with fascinating stories like this, and no doubt many are funnier than mine, so let these hillarious happenings be shared among us feeble folk to chortle over!
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What's your worst experience with a foreign language or in foreign climes?Ever ordered a crepe with lemon juice and been presented with a crapping lemur?
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What is your most hated/loved festival momentEver had anything inexplicably brilliant happen, Or something that makes you so angry you could barf
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If France was a real countryWould we invade it?
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 21:30,
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describe the most embarrasing photo of you in existenceand can you remember it being taken?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 18:29,
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what would you do if you had your very own remote control killer gorilla?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 18:28,
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