Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Heckles
Fuck it, we haven't done this since 2006

"Get off, you're RUBBISH!"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

AIDS? How come nobody catches it anymore?

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Pipedreams, projects and wild ambitions
This afternoon, I inadvertently bought a copy of Teach Yourself Swahili. What absurd projects have you undertaken that you knew even then that you'd never complete?

Did you surprise yourself and everyone else by actually realising your ambition? Was it worth it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Who wastes the most time on QOTW
Dr S(kagra), by writing one mahooosive long story per week

OR

Dr S(hambolic), by replying, and replying, and replying, to every post ever?

[This was suggested to me by the naughty Archimandrite of Tara!]
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 17:40, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why are the wavering fortunes of multinational corporations,
in particular the high street retailers, constantly reported to us like news that we should care about? Especially around Christmas.

(BTW, this is a genuine suggestion to foster a debate, rather than anecdotes, because the QOTW format has got a bit stale recently)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 16:18, Reply)

anus

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 9:11, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Advice
My old dad used to give me the most god awful advice, and some of it unfortunately I believed.
I suppose I've carried on the tradition to my kids because they have stopped listening to me.
What's the worst advice you gave or got?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 31 May 2014, 1:42, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Identity Parade
Passports, Driving Licences, Staff cards - Tell us your stories of flashing your ID (not your id).
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 30 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Repressed memories.
Share your tormented past for the entertainment of strangers.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 29 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Question of the weak
Why are you so weak?

Do you have cancer? Or are you a Vegan?
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 25 May 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Looming deadlines
Life these days seems to be one deadline after another, tell us the tales of deadlines that you just made or missed and how they ruined or didn't your life, or post pictures of platypus (They're like otters but cooler and more deadly)
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 23 May 2014, 3:59, Reply)

Sacked
Because we haven't done it for eight years, and you've probably been sacked since.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why is your mum such a whore?
Low self esteem? Or does she simply love the cock?
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

What's that song called?
I once heard an amazingly bangin' tune in some club somewhere, which went something like "Bam Bam B-Dam Bm Bm B-Dam Bm BAMM BAMM, Bam Bm Bm BAMM B-Dam Bm Bam Chk-a Waaaoow! Chk-A Bam Booop B-Dam Chk Chk Chk Bam!" but I can't remember what it's called... You know the one?

What's the best tune you can't remember the name of?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 May 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Fuck the confessional for a week. Tell us a joke.
Your favourite joke.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 20 May 2014, 7:57, Reply)

how did you lose your virginity?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Pickled onions
Do you like pickled onions?

And if so, do you prefer them administered orally, or anally?

Tell us about your love - or, though it seems inconceivable - hatred of pickled onions.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

bounders, cads and r

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:39, Reply)

beatrix p

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)

lawnmowers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

otters

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Casual passing thoughts about Otters.

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Stories about Otters.

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Photos of Otters.

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Did you shut the fuck up or rip them a new one?
We've all had situations where we didn't say enough or we said too much. What would you like to go back on and alter? How would you have behaved differently?
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Would anyone here like to see my bottom?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)