
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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Is a former royal marine. Whenever somebody irritates him, he doesn't do anything. But he writes down their details in a little book he carries with him.
18 months later, to the day, he goes round their house and slashes their tires.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:35, 23 replies)

and not just a passive-aggressive cunt?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:00, closed)

He must also go on special ops like commando rolling into the kitchen to get a cup of tea and shit like that
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)

there's alot of holes in this tall story of yours Matj
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)

Nobody said qotw was supposed to be accurate. This is something told to me by someone I met twice while drunk. It doesn't even fit too well, but I'm drunk again so I don't really care.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:56, closed)

Unarmed combat, Naahhh. I'd rather sneak around like some OAP Ninja destroying peoples property rather than facing them direct.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)

Multiple times. As far as I can recall, this bears almost no relation to anything he says. In fact: "While we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen to be associated with long delays".
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:58, closed)

"In order to defeat your enemy - take note of their name, wait a judicious time period and then disable their means of transport by injuring their horse or sabotaging their cart-wheels."
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:13, closed)

More news at meh.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:55, closed)

this has to be the least hard. Couldn't he, just once, decapitate his enemy's automobile, and chuck it in a bin?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:13, closed)

Honestly I would've left out the bit about him being a Royal Marine (maybe substituted it for "a bit of a cunt").
As I suggested earlier I imagine most of his unit and CO wouldn't be too proud to call him friend or compatriot if they knew that was how he behaved.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 5:00, closed)

A workmate used to wonder why she would invariably encounter swearing, screaming, rude-gesturing drivers whenever she drove her landlady's Land Rover (she lived in a rural farm area). Turns out the landlady's son was QUITE a twunt and had offended all and sundry.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:14, closed)

Heaven forbid that people in the forces might be intellectually challenged in any way - but he does sound as thick as a Marine.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)

PTSD is no laughing matter. I hope he gets the help he needs.
I don't think he's evil, or this is random but you're certainly a cunt for suggesting it.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)

... I kicked the shit out of about a year ago for trying to slash the tyres on someone's car outside my house?
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)
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