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I once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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Is 800 the same as nearly 1000 now?
*updates OkCupid profile with 25% higher salary, penis size etc*
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 30 May 2014, 12:10, 1 reply)
2.5 inches?! phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 12:22, closed)
Nearly - if we're measuring from under the balls now...

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 30 May 2014, 13:30, closed)
Is there any other way?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 30 May 2014, 15:45, closed)
Yeah, girth.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:12, closed)
how many times you can wrap it around your waist?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:21, closed)
If I could wrap my already large penis round my waist then I think even an elephant would be proud of the result.
But I get your drift and yes I am saying I am fat. Although technically not obese.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:43, closed)
an elephant cock is over six foot long
if your waist measurement is over six foot then I'm pretty certain you're obese
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:51, closed)
I think ducks win, though
or is it seahorses?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:46, closed)
I don't know what this competition is but I definitely want to play.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:40, closed)
Looks like barnacles triumph, with a 40:1 ratio

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:45, closed)
In that case, not an elephant but I believe my waist was once about 60 inches. Now a mere 42 and shrinking.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:42, closed)
you massive biffer

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:45, closed)
and

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:05, closed)

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