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I once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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I lost a job at a butchers for having sex with the girl who was, bizarrely, employed to just slice bacon.
Absolute joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 10:32, 16 replies)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:46, closed)
I see what you did there.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:33, closed)
You got sacked for putting your knob in the bacon slicer then.....

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:07, closed)
...but so did she.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:12, closed)
Oh, now I get it!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:19, closed)
Thank goodness bad advice is here!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:21, closed)
Your not the first to say that,
and I doubt you will be the last.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 5:20, closed)
So what you;re saying is
you have no penis?

This man has no penis.
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:14, closed)
Caddyshack?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:18, closed)
Ghostbusters, Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:03, closed)
joke Lost in Translation...

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:58, closed)
...and don't call me
a taxi.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:12, closed)
Star Wars, you fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 7:11, closed)
I lost a job at a sex shop, for having a butchers at the girl who was, bizarrely covered in slices of bacon.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:19, closed)
That's just gaga!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:55, closed)
Dressed
to grill
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:44, closed)

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