I work out, I eat right, I look great ... and then I married a rich guy. I save a ton of cash!

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:54, 59 replies)

Unfortunately though, you are
utterly devoid of personality.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56, closed)

you're so wrong! it's the people who don't have the balls to admit it who are vapid.

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:59, closed)

You look like
Heather Locklyers fat sister.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:01, closed)

I weigh 116 and I'm 5'5" Being called fat is hilarious when I have an ass like a 10 yr old boy

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)

A fat 10 year
old boy.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:12, closed)

have you looked at its website?
sweet jesus.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:13, closed)

Is that hers?
I thought I'd been Goatse'd.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:14, closed)

It's like watching a train wreck
It's interesting how she slams porn star women for doing what she advocates, just in a more public sense:

"I guarantee you, it's not the girls' first stop, either. I'll tell you what it is. It's an easy stop. If you have a good body and you're willing to have sex on camera, um, it's an easy way to pay the bills and get attention."

I'd like to see what she posts once her husband leaves for a new trophy. Other than that, I'm not impressed with her lack of genuine insights and can wait until then.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:45, closed)

hahahahahahahahahahah ok you win, I'm fat.. boo hoo.. I'm going to go hide in my closet and eat candy bars and cry myself to sleep/ xo ez

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:16, closed)

I reckon you should just open a vein.
You'll get more attention that way.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:47, closed)

Yes, you've used that line before. If it's the same one you used to ensnare your geriatric sugar-daddy, you might want to consider reviewing his internet history.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:45, closed)

Does this mean that your husband fancies fat 10 year old boys?
*Readies the Nonce Alarm*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:07, closed)

oh, well done you.
i like how you're not airbrushed at all on your website. no. not even a bit.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:07, closed)

look at my face book page.. I'm not!

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:07, closed)

just lots of makeup

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)

wow.
'Men are simple; all they want are the 3 F’s. Food, Fucking, and Food. It’s crazy to me how many women are married to these great guys, yet those same women can’t cook and never suck cock. If you blew your husband regularly when you were dating, I will guarantee you that is one of the reasons he married you, and if you stop blowing him, it will be why he leaves you for some dumb bimbo who reads this.'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)

Its a sad true fact... not all men all like this but most are, history doesn't lie

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:11, closed)

you are a total fucking spastic.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:11, closed)

hahahahahahhahahaha..thank you... that is so sweet, thats what my parents used to tell me! LOVE! xo ez

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

they were right, dear.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:46, closed)

now I've read a bit of history,
which century are we talking here?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:35, closed)

'I’m not interested in building skyscrapers or being a doctor. I like sitting around writing stupid stories and watering my garden while my husband has to figure out how to pay for most of our things.'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:11, closed)

Ah, so
that went well.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:17, closed)

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:19, closed)

Don't listen to the h8rs ezero I'd like to leave my goo in your lovely lovely hair

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)

i hear she charges by the half-hour. can you be quick?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:19, closed)

my idol is andy kaufman... the more you hate, the harder I laugh at you!

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:20, closed)

Yeah but seriously can I goo all over your face?
You'd enjoy it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:21, closed)

sorry, very married... but I will think of you next time my husband puts out his goo

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)

I am extremely wealthy and will pay for both you and your husband to visit the United Kingdom.
I can goo on his face too if you like
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)

hahahahahahahaha you're a mess... xo ez gotta go to work... yes I do have a job... doesn't pay shit but it's better than nothing.

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:33, closed)

no, no. you have this all wrong. i don't hate you at all. after all, i don't even know you.
you're just deeply annoying and i'd like you to shut the fuck up. don't you have a rich husband you should be fucking for bucks?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:21, closed)

then why are you still writing to me?.. just go away
it's so funny.. but if you didn't enjoy bullying people you would just ignore me and this post.. you clearly get a rise out of this... have fun!
( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:23, closed)

because you're a prick.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:20, closed)

my dad has a love/hate relationship with elton john.
Good job, keep writing! enjoyed it.
( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:21, closed)

stop trying to kill me with kindness, you fatuous bimbo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:18, closed)

jesus loves you... but I don't xo ez

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 6:44, closed)

gosh. you told her.
I'll bet she's fuming at your witty retort, huh?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:44, closed)

i don't even know WHAT to think any more :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:01, closed)

It's uncanny
Gillian I'm-not-a-real-doctor McKeith:


Elizabeth I-have-a-way-with-men Zero:



If only Gillian had cultivated your ways with men perhaps she wouldn't be such a haggered old witch.
( AWPS, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:31, closed)

Yeah, but look at the video.
The 19 minute long one of her ripping some other fat chicks eyebrows off.

And she calls me vapid.
(username failed moderation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:33, closed)

I didnt call u vapid.. I called people who are not honest about who they are vapid.

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:35, closed)

if you put people in a box... u r narrow minded... no one is all bad, all good...

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:36, closed)

*you
*are

Also, at least seven... of those full stops... are redundant... ... ..........................
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 18:07, closed)

But it went down really well on /links.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:36, closed)

dont know who Gillain is.. is it a british thing?

( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:34, closed)

Well yes, but we are willing to repatriate her to the states if you want her

( AWPS, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:43, closed)

lol
Make sure you are equipped with lots of wet-wipes

The phrase "Eat shit" is not on her twitter, but unfortunately on her CV under the Hobbies and Interests section.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 18:14, closed)

'look great' is taking it a bit far. Make a big effort to look OK woukd be fairer.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:31, closed)

I wouldn't take this woman too seriously.
I think Miss Zero is pulling our chain. She's a comedy writer with a few hours to spare. As Professor Elemental would say, "she's biting us."
(Woofie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:28, closed)

Cheers woofie, I was getting hot under the collar there for a minute

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:48, closed)

comedy writer?
I bet you think Loose Women is biting feminist satire.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:19, closed)

it makes no sense.
I thought a comedy writer would be, you know - funny.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:42, closed)

congratulations Woofie.. you are not a sheep... I gotta go back to work. hahahahahahah
honestly, it's amazing to me how gullible some people are.
( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 23:23, closed)

ah, the legless defence. textbook.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 23:29, closed)

She forgot to say
Cheers.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:09, closed)

You suggest on your website that it is ok - indeed, admirable - to judge something by the cleanliness of its shitter. I'm guessing yours resembles a Sarlaac.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:56, closed)

WOW such vitriol in the replies here
just read the "save money by murdering whores ater shagging them" post. This attracted few replies, none of which were negative.

I saw both that post and the opening post here as throw away comedy quips. Don't agree with either of them as things to laud in reality, they're just comedy quips

It's interesting that it's this one that copped all the shit....i'll leave you all to figure out why
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 5:58, closed)

because this one was made in all sincerity. read the website - this doesn't smack of 'comedy'
it smacks of 'materialistic witch'. and if she is a comedy writer, with all this time at home you'd think she'd be better at it by now.

mind you, the pool boy isn't going to suck himself off, i suppose.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)