Food for weeks...
Large bag of cheap brand rice, Milk (powdered if you cant afford a fridge) and brown sugar. Boil up rice, burn sticks fron the back yard or park if need be, add milk & brown sugar to taste. Good for breaky , lunch and dinner. If you get sick of it, just go hungry for bit, then you'll feel like some more.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:54, 14 replies)

treatment for scurvy is not cheap

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:09, closed)

Yeah, but lots of fibre
at least you'd be regular.
PS: am I allowed to ask - how'd you go?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:40, closed)

had a great night, band was tight.
but my friends got their car written off on the way home by an unlicensed belligerent CUB cunt who ran a red light.
that kinda killed the buzz.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:11, closed)

Hope friends OK though?
(BeatsWork, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:19, closed)

no one died.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:56, closed)

Oh, the importance of punctuation
no, one died, or
no-one died
?
( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:29, closed)

Not good for a long term diet,
but will see you through a tough patch.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:46, closed)

I would occasionally substitute a meal
with a tin of supermarket brand rice pud. Until people at work started branding it Chunky Monkey Spunk.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:32, closed)

so your colleagues teased you?
harsh.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:11, closed)

Move to a country that's frequently stricken by earthquakes or famine,
and various NGOs will see to it that you get this for free. If you're lucky, they'll throw in some supplements, to hold off the malnutrition.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:35, closed)

Or just buy a massive bag of supermarket own brand porridge ? Much the same but tastier.
(Bitter and Twisted, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:57, closed)

Or
Rice + oxo cube + cheese. The vet gave it as a recipe for us to feed our sick dog but it turns out to be a quite edible dish.
(MagicMoose, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:27, closed)

That brown sugar...
Sounds like a luxury. It's also probably the most expensive part of the meal/diet.

You could swap it for multi-vitamins and we're all a little closer to the meals-in-pill-form / reconstituted slime future diet we were promised.
(xaer0mancer, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:35, closed)

Rice
cooked in chicken soup. Got me through many a cold day at university, that one did.
( .Yeti., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:54, closed)