As seen on TV
Are you in an office with someone whose desk is a mess of old crisp packets, and who is unpleasantly sweaty and rank? Are you all soft, Southern, poncy and embarassed about it? Then you need Bluff Yorkshireman!

Yes, Bluff Yorkshireman comes pre-programmed with guaranteed effective phrases like "Open a window in here, it stinks!", "That's the bin there, mate," and "Ey up, when did you last have a shower?"

Don't just take our word for it. Mr. AIS, of Berkshire, says "We were having all sorts of problems at our work. Then we got Bluff Yorkshireman, and bang! The ming is gone."

So get Bluff Yorkshireman today. Only £19.99. "£19.99? You can buy a house for that up north. Spoiled southern pansies."
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:43, 14 replies)

You can always tell a Yorkshireman...
...but you can't tell him much.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:53, closed)

How can you know a man's from Yorkshire?
He tells you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:11, closed)

^^This^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:23, closed)

Never ask anyone if they're from Yorkshire
If they are, it's the first thing they'll tell you.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, closed)

How can you tell if a Yorkshireman is a colossal fuckup who can't hack it in Yorkshire?
He lives in London.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:10, closed)

Im from Yorkshire
Everywhere else is shit
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:28, closed)

Prosecution rests, m'lud.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:29, closed)

Ey up etc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxzDYJ4C3Y
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:40, closed)

Yorkshire?
That's a bit like Lancashire, isn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:45, closed)

Yes, only worse.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:27, closed)

Theres an 'everywhere else'???
(Booked_moss, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 1:04, closed)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/northerners-almost-the-same-as-people-say-tories-201004142640
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:14, closed)

and while we're on the subject
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/sean-bean-beatified-by-northerners-201106153949
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:17, closed)

This to win!
click.
(badgermonkey007, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 8:31, closed)